Scene: In the shower, with my son in the bath (actually a big plastic tub) next to me:
Me: Now, head back, come on
Son: Mummy, why you got those cow squeezers? (pointing to my chest)
Me: (Trying to keep a straight face.) What are you talking about?
Son: Those, those cow squeezer things, like what cows got?
Me: Oh..... these, well there to give babies milk.
Son: Can I have some?
Me:...... No, definitely not, you are much too old!!!!!
I think it's time we all start taking separate showers.
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