The monster in the fridge

This one's for INC, who may or may not still read my blog, because he also has two kids who say bizarre and wonderfully funny things.

Son: Mummy, come quick, in the fridge, there's something terrifying.

Son: MUMMY, come HERE! I found something TERRIFYING!

Me: OK. OK, I'm coming, what is it (not really being able to imagine WHAT could be terrifying in the fridge).

I look in the fridge and he sidles up to me.

See, it's the cheese. Look it's all over!

I look in to discover, that indeed, the parmesan cheese is all over because it's spilled out of it's packet. It is not mouldy, by the way. It's just cheese, yellow and crumbly.

LOL - Truly terrifying!